Topic: Bloopers Mk. II!

[Dragonsbrethren]

It is inevitable. Every time I work on the script I end up losing at least one <end> tag and lines get shifted around when the pointers are recalculated. While annoying it can be quiet entertaining when a line fits a situation despite being entirely out of place. The following is a perfect example:



Tritoch seems really happy about the crappy coffee and week-old doughnuts we keep in Pandora's Breakroom...

[I.S.T.]

My trustworthy sources informed me it was expired cola and several week old sandwiches...

Damn bastards keep lying to me!

[Lenophis]

Prior to his work researching magic Cid made a living infusing life into inanimate objects. This barrel went on to a lucrative career as Albrook's innkeeper.

[JCE3000GT]

Now that is funny.

[Lenophis]

Probably not as funny, but apparently the item descriptions are having brain farts:

[Lenophis]

Well, in some sort of fashion, we've made a small boo-boo. Observe:



  Yeah, Strago's not getting healed...

[JCE3000GT]

Well, in some sort of fashion, we've made a small boo-boo. Observe:



  Yeah, Strago's not getting healed...

   Now that's funny.

[vivify93]

Did the game freeze after that? Because I see a line of garbage at the top of the screen.

[Shinrin]

I take it old age is settling in.

[Lenophis]

Did the game freeze after that? Because I see a line of garbage at the top of the screen.

No, Zsnes caused the garbage. I don't know why, it does that sometimes.

[Odbarc]

Did the game freeze after that? Because I see a line of garbage at the top of the screen.
No, Zsnes caused the garbage. I don't know why, it does that sometimes.

I think if you hit ESC twice, it might clear that up. (Garbage 'line')

[Lenophis]

Ok, during an experiment, we tried to expand on what some messages tell you. To that end, for this example we tried to add in Strago's name to learning of lores. However, as if our blooper reel hasn't had enough coverage, another entry decided to add itself:



One thing is certain, that's damn good armor.

[Deathlike2]

I'd pay for overpowered armor. I'll sell the moogle just to do it! 

[Dragonsbrethren]

This one never made it in, I caught it in my script:

Sentry<line>
^Understood, sire!<line>
Take cave!"<end>

Well, you do need to go through the cave, perhaps he was just reminding you of that...

[Damonik]

your image at the top isn't showing and nice little blooper about the genji armor learning force filed ha ha!