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Kingdome of Kefak => Pandora's Box => Topic started by: Dragonsbrethren on December 02, 2007, 09:17:15 PM

Title: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: Dragonsbrethren on December 02, 2007, 09:17:15 PM
It is inevitable. Every time I work on the script I end up losing at least one <end> tag and lines get shifted around when the pointers are recalculated. While annoying it can be quiet entertaining when a line fits a situation despite being entirely out of place. The following is a perfect example:

(http://dragonsbrethren.elazulspad.net/images/pandora/borked/happytritoch.png)

Tritoch seems really happy about the crappy coffee and week-old doughnuts we keep in Pandora's Breakroom...
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: I.S.T. on December 02, 2007, 09:42:07 PM
My trustworthy sources informed me it was expired cola and several week old sandwiches...

Damn bastards keep lying to me!
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: Lenophis on December 02, 2007, 10:16:19 PM
(http://dragonsbrethren.elazulspad.net/images/pandora/borked/innkeeper.png)

Prior to his work researching magic Cid made a living infusing life into inanimate objects. This barrel went on to a lucrative career as Albrook's innkeeper.
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: JCE3000GT on December 02, 2007, 10:55:59 PM
Quote from: Dragonsbrethren on December 02, 2007, 09:17:15 PM
(http://dragonsbrethren.elazulspad.net/images/pandora/borked/happytritoch.png)

Now that is funny.
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: Lenophis on December 06, 2007, 06:43:18 PM
Probably not as funny, but apparently the item descriptions are having brain farts:

(http://slickproductions.org/img/junk/weaponed.png)
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: Lenophis on January 24, 2008, 02:36:10 AM
Well, in some sort of fashion, we've made a small boo-boo. Observe:

(http://slickproductions.org/img/junk/poor%20strago.png)

 :blush: Yeah, Strago's not getting healed... :sad:
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: JCE3000GT on January 24, 2008, 07:45:20 PM
Quote from: Lenophis on January 24, 2008, 02:36:10 AM
Well, in some sort of fashion, we've made a small boo-boo. Observe:

(http://slickproductions.org/img/junk/poor%20strago.png)

 :blush: Yeah, Strago's not getting healed... :sad:

 :laugh:  Now that's funny.
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: vivify93 on January 24, 2008, 10:58:09 PM
Did the game freeze after that? Because I see a line of garbage at the top of the screen.
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: Shinrin on January 24, 2008, 11:15:00 PM
I take it old age is settling in.
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: Lenophis on January 24, 2008, 11:57:01 PM
Quote from: vivify93 on January 24, 2008, 10:58:09 PM
Did the game freeze after that? Because I see a line of garbage at the top of the screen.
No, Zsnes caused the garbage. I don't know why, it does that sometimes.
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: Odbarc on March 31, 2008, 09:08:07 AM
Quote from: vivify93 on January 24, 2008, 10:58:09 PM
Did the game freeze after that? Because I see a line of garbage at the top of the screen.
No, Zsnes caused the garbage. I don't know why, it does that sometimes.
I think if you hit ESC twice, it might clear that up. (Garbage 'line')
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: Lenophis on July 02, 2008, 03:02:09 AM
Ok, during an experiment, we tried to expand on what some messages tell you. To that end, for this example we tried to add in Strago's name to learning of lores. However, as if our blooper reel hasn't had enough coverage, another entry decided to add itself:

(http://slickproductions.org/img/junk/mighty%20guardce%20rabbi04.png)

One thing is certain, that's damn good armor. :happy:
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: Deathlike2 on July 02, 2008, 09:39:42 AM
I'd pay for overpowered armor. I'll sell the moogle just to do it!  :omg:
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: Dragonsbrethren on July 11, 2008, 06:52:09 PM
This one never made it in, I caught it in my script:

Quote
Sentry<line>
^Understood, sire!<line>
Take cave!"<end>

Well, you do need to go through the cave, perhaps he was just reminding you of that...
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: Damonik on October 28, 2008, 02:14:48 PM
your image at the top isn't showing and nice little blooper about the genji armor learning force filed ha ha!
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: Dragonsbrethren on October 28, 2008, 03:01:27 PM
Quote from: Damonik on October 28, 2008, 02:14:48 PM
your image at the top isn't showing and nice little blooper about the genji armor learning force filed ha ha!

That image was lost when my old host went down, I didn't keep a local copy of a lot of things back then like I do now. For reference, it was a pointer error that caused Tritoch in the Narshe mine to use one of the South Figaro soldiers' lines ("Oh, is my shift up already? Great! I'll go take a break.").

The one Leno posted was a barrel that used an innkeeper line ("Rooms are 80 gil per night. Will you be staying?") instead of the found item/gil message.
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: Damonik on October 28, 2008, 07:31:50 PM
lol that would be funny as hell if after TT said that if he just suddently died mid battle and you won nothing :D
i would laugh
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: Lenophis on January 17, 2009, 02:21:23 PM
One thing I should have learned by now, never, ever think OAM will let you do whatever the hell you want.

(http://slickproductions.org/img/junk/mighty%20guardce%20rabbi05.png)

But, live and learn. :happy:
Title: Re: Bloopers Mk. II!
Post by: Deathlike2 on January 17, 2009, 02:24:54 PM
This is your poor man's Doom Gaze built-in map detection?

Can I have that map  :cookie:?