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General Discussion / Someone explain this Donkey Farm thing
« on: April 18, 2017, 10:55:27 PM »
Um

"Donkey Farm?" This is hilarious to me and has grown so the more I've read and re-read it as I've popped in here over the years.

But I don't get it...lol

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 :bored:

After a cursory examination of the slick board, board of slickness, as you call it, I am unable to find a thread dedicated to telling me what your policy is regarding me posting a link to some of the work I did today, namely recording a cover song because this is what I do with my life.

If I must be struck by Bolt 3 by The Sombrero himself, I will ask this question.

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Final Fantasy IV Research & Development / FF4 - J2Evisceration
« on: April 05, 2016, 04:20:13 PM »
http://www.romhacking.net/translations/2623/

I took a pass at this a couple days ago. It is so named because it cuts a lot of stuff out, particularly any form of inappropriate language, but it makes other changes as well, such as converting "Cafe" to "Pub" and "Gravitation" to "Magnetism."

Also, the pop culture references are mostly gone...Palom's line about William Shatner particularly.

This now resembles a legitimate script for FF4, if I do say so myself. With respect to those involved with J2e, who did some killer and pioneering work in the field when they made their version, I have shall we say, improved it.

Or not. I dunno, I guess it's all a matter of opinion.

I hope somebody gets their kicks from it, at any rate.

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Gaming Discussion / Freeware Games That You Can Play With A Gamepad
« on: December 30, 2014, 10:39:23 PM »
Subject Line says it all, fellas.

Anyone know of any? And don't get me started with that Joy2Key stuff, unless you want this to turn into a really long story.

 :bored:

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Final Fantasy V Research & Development / Legend of the Crystals
« on: December 08, 2014, 10:25:20 AM »
Hey hey. I don't post in here much, but uh...I made this: FFV: Legend of the Crystals.

It's largely unchanged from the RPGe version, except for the dialogue text, which I just applied a light dusting to.

Use it as a base for your next patch! Why not? It's not like I own the thing. :finger:

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Game Modification Station / Stand Guard
« on: March 02, 2013, 04:07:08 AM »
I've been kind of hesitant to post about it here, because I think I might've pissed off Lenophis right around the time I started work on it in 2011. But I did a rewrite of FF6. I'd played RPGOne's Final Fantasy VI to death, and wasn't satisfied with the GBA version, although I'd estimate that the script is about 30% Slattery, 50% Woolsey, 10% Sky Render, and 10% made up stuff and typo/story corrections (i.e., Arvis saying that Imperial Troops are pursuing Tina, when it's actually Narshe's guardsmen).

I am, of course, kind of a wash as a hacker. My only real motivation for doing it was that I wanted to edit the script. I noticed that people tended to ask the question "What was originally intended by the scenario writer?" rather than "What would sound good?" Additionally, people often add additional pages of text to the game when they edit the script. I tried not to do that, because I feel that the rhythm of the Woolsey version should be preserved.

I changed the names of items, spells, monsters, and Eidolons (they're called Eidolons now, btw) to the versions Slattery used as best I could. Also, certain commands have been changed (Runic = Sealing, SwdTech = Iaido, Capture = Mug). This is all predictable stuff.

Every once in a while I added a line just because I thought it should be there, however, I was conscious of trying to reinvent the wheel.

If you'd like to give it a shot, it's here. If you'd like to see video of it in action, here it is.

Thanks for your time.

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Final Fantasy IV Research & Development / In search of a hacker
« on: July 02, 2012, 01:32:40 PM »
I'm looking for one Joel Smith, who made this hack.

I'm posting here on the off-chance that he might see it. I want to fix the typos, but I can't get a working .tbl file together, because I can't figure out the hex locations of the dialogue font.

Anyone interested in helping is perfectly welcome to, of course.

EDIT: Got in touch with him.

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