i haven't tried a Windows test page, but the streaking does happen when i issue a test page from the printer itself (done by holding down a button for several seconds).
the idea of going without a printer for 8 years would frighten me.

i don't print much either, except for records of online banking and eBay transactions. (and for test pages after getting the new printer parts, and now more test and M$ Paint pages after encountering the problem.) still, i'd feel lost without at least _something_ to print to. but that doesn't justify the massive quantity of printers in this house:
1) Epson Stylus Color 600 (inkjet) -- not working, either missing ink, or massive dust collected from sitting on floor for eons murdered it.
2) Epson Stylus Color 850 (inkjet) -- working, but less economical than laser, and spends AGES calibrating and cleaning itself when you turn it on. with its heavy rituals, i'm starting to think it's a member of a religious cult, or is a baseball player with myriad superstitions.
3) HP Officejet d145 (inkjet and money pit) -- all-in-one printer/copier/scanner/fax. versatile, but problematic. HP separated the printheads from the ink cartridges to supposedly save customers money as printheads last longer than ink, but the printheads don't last nearly as long as estimated, and they're expensive. the color printheads somehow wore out despite printing barely any color pages -- can they dry out like ink does? anyway, read the Amazon reviews on this printer for a laugh.
4) NEC SuperScript 870 (laser) -- great printer, had since 1998. sidelined from ~2005 - Feb 2010, after i stupidly left the photoconductor module exposed to light for long time after opening up printer to clean inside and check toner. was perfect after replacing parts, still good even with the mild streaking.
5) Lexmark E238 (laser) - got it earlier this year for free. low on toner, but all indications are it's a great printer, far faster than the NEC as it's 7 years newer.
my family has the same disease with ballpoint pens; we're drowning in them. it seems anything that can be used to print, we collect en masse.
hope you enjoyed the unsolicited list. :P anyway, i feel the same way about color printing as you do about printing in general. but does it bother you knowing there will be no record of your existence if you lose all your data storage? :P