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I AM THE CHAP STICK THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO
« on: April 26, 2010, 06:39:37 PM »
OK so my mom came home from the hospital today and she needed to get her medicine and then.....drama

so here is what happened, I am going to Duane Reade to get her prescriptions for her but her doctor messed up on 2 of them, I also remembered that I needed to buy chap stick as well so I get 1 and then go to the pharmacist, my mom calls me to give her the fax # of the store and so I went in my pocket to get a pen and paper, but I put the chap stick in there too

when it was all said and done she started bitching about something (affects of the chemo) so I got mad and stormed out the store,

the undercover guy stops me and says yo man you didn't pay for the chap stick

I felt a bit dumb but I completely forgot about it, so I said "oh shit bro sorry about that I completely forgot, I'll pay for it right now"

he was giving me attitude running his mouth saying "oh you think I'm stupid?" and I honestly told him, yeah, because you are making a big deal out of an honest mistake,

so he got all stupid with me so I told him, to fuck off and keep it

so he basically got me surrounded by security personnel and wrote down my information, the only reason that I agreed because he got me pissed off enough to start beating the shit out of him, and I did not need that headache in the future

so he took my picture and shit, so I said really "label me as the chap stick thief mother fucker"

like seriously........chap stick? I mean I would understand if he got the way he got if I tried to take a can of axe or something, God damn
"Sometimes ninjas do wrong to each other, and in dat way the force of tha earf' comes around da moon - and at that presence, da dirt, it overshadows the grass, so you're like, I can't cut dis grass, there's no sun comin' through. So in order to enable each other the two fruits have to look each other in da eye and understand we can only be right, as da ripe is wrong, you know what I mean?"

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